Stupid Neighbor Thought for the Day...
Amazing how many of you love this blog. I know you haven't been able to post many of your stories because even your "stupid" neighbor isn't this stupid!
Thank you for all of your emails about your neighbors. We have found them quite funny. Here are a few common quotes and questions shared by all of you (try to keep them clean, we don't want to be like her:
1) "Who the hell has time to worry about their neighbor's statue"? Should I answer this one?
2) "Does she really have children and behave this way?" I shall not tell a lie, she is a mother!
3) "Her husband must not come home at night." OK guys you are getting to personal for me!
The rest I really can't list. Honestly, we don't have time (we also have more intelligent things to do while we walk on this earth) to write disgusting letters. contact TV shows, and blah blah blah to people. I only continue to write by request. 46 more hits in a week. Keep the comments coming!
My stupid neighbor thought for this week...If one is bored with life to manage other people's life for free why not get a job? a J O B ?
posted by Lauren & Cupcake @ 4:47 PM
6 Comments:
You are hysterical. This story is so outlandish, it is funny. I know it might be childish, but if your local radio station does phone scams on people (like ours does) you have got to scam her. It would really put her in her place. Then you can record it and post the audio on your blog. I know you would get a lot of hits then. lol.
MM that idea is a riot! The whole thing is. Glad you are keeping your sense of humor Lauren. And it helps you have a life! :)
Lauren,
A person can't make these things up! Unbelievable story about the neighbor.
What an exhausting way for her to live.
So, I'm also on the east coast and one day my husband has this thing delivered. It's this 6'.5 ",280 pound blue fabric guy that you use to practice martial arts with.
Well, my husband does, anyway.
So, this lady with far too much free time (single, sluggish law practice and generally miserable disposition) watches this thing delivered though it was covered in plastic black bags or something similar.
This lady calls the police! She requests they find out about this huge body covered in black wrapping being investigated!
She reminds them that there are physicians living in this home (which in her warped mind increased the odds of us being involved in unseeemly behavior?!)
Several years earlier she had called the police because I was nursing our child on the front porch.
Naturally with this kind of person, the police have dealt with her before.
They laughed, admired our big blue guy, have requested to work out with it and pitied us our neighbor.
So, we now use that home as a rental (the only rental situation for miles!!!! as this is not a rental community).
I accept the most surly renters who can afford this overpriced place and she loathes us from a distance.
Wow, I came her eto read your adoption story but got sidetracked by this! (Via come undone)
How weird . . . this is why I live in the woods, I could have all the naked staues I want. My neighbor can't see me.
That Mrs. Mandel needs a real hobby. Maybe she could take up Macrame?
Anyway, back to the real point of my visit . . . your daughter is sweet!
I can spell, honest I can . . . I just can't type!
Great blog. I haven't seen anything in here that might indicate the age of what appears to be a wacko neighbor.
Have you ever thought that this neighbor might be in the early stages of Alzheimer's or some other sort of dementia?
That doesn't make your life any easier, but it might explain the irrational behavior you are seeing.
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