Stupid Neighbor Thought for the Day...

Amazing how many of you love this blog. I know you haven't been able to post many of your stories because even your "stupid" neighbor isn't this stupid!

Thank you for all of your emails about your neighbors. We have found them quite funny. Here are a few common quotes and questions shared by all of you (try to keep them clean, we don't want to be like her:


1) "Who the hell has time to worry about their neighbor's statue"? Should I answer this one?
2) "Does she really have children and behave this way?" I shall not tell a lie, she is a mother!
3) "Her husband must not come home at night." OK guys you are getting to personal for me!

The rest I really can't list. Honestly, we don't have time (we also have more intelligent things to do while we walk on this earth) to write disgusting letters. contact TV shows, and blah blah blah to people. I only continue to write by request. 46 more hits in a week. Keep the comments coming!

My stupid neighbor thought for this week...If one is bored with life to manage other people's life for free why not get a job? a J O B ?

WOW...

When I decided to post this blog it was because the story was "almost" too stupid to believe but then add us to the mix and you know we would never tell such a stupid, boderline EMBARASSING story about such a stupid neighbor.

With so many responses, it was surprising to hear how many people had "neighbor" stories. I guess we have been lucky for our neighborhood is quiet, and private with the exception of this one loonytoon.

Other than the obvious questions asked to us the one I have not answered is...Will you go on the show?

Those of you who know us well probably know Marco would soon bungee jump before going on National Television. No offense to Judge Judy- He actually finds her funny (they don't have these sort of things on TV in Italy). He would love to see hear BLAST the "moron."

We just got back from AC and NYC so I was surprised to see 145 pops on the counter with so many emails.

It seems as though most of you can't figure out if I would go.

Here is how Lauren thinks:

Immediate resolution important- NO

Time is valuable-YES

Morons deserve attention too-NO

Respectful Neighbors who can approach a conversation in a decent fashion are important-Yes

Television shows are great to resolve matters so you don't have to pay for an attorney-NO

Shame on ALL of you who do not know the answer!

A Great Point from an Outsider in Blogger Land....

This is what a stranger says...

Stephanie said...
Did I miss something? What's the issue with the statue? It would seem to be too far away to complain that they are nudes. I thought Judge Judy was only for low class people who didn't have enough money to pay for real lawyers.
10:12 AM, August 31, 2006

A Few Questions...

Q & A to The Mandel's:

1. Is her husband aware of her letters?
2. Does he support her racial slurs?
3. Does he support her telling neighbors what to do with their money?
4. Do they speak to their children like this?
5. Was he planning on attending the "JUDGE JUDY SHOW" too?
6. Do they actually believe this is an effective manner to approach your neighbor?

Possible Q & A to The Montillo's:

1. Would you have responded if approached differently? YES
2. Would your husband support you speaking to ANYONE in this fashion? NO
3. Would you call a National Television show about your neighbor? NO
4. Would you go on a National Television Show to resolve a problem? NO
5. What do you do with your time when you are not minding your neighbor's business? We are too busy to list the things we do but we always MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS!
6. Do you tell people how to spend their money? NO (defer to #5)
7. Would you ever send a letter without your signature? NO

Since Michele Mandel has so much time, maybe when she has a moment she can stop by to answer our questions. Of course we really don't care...just curious!

Breaking our Silence....

If this whole process was to get us to break our silence then I will admit the letter from the "JUDGE JUDY SHOW" did it!

Maybe because we find humor in this sort of behavior or maybe because we never thought of violating our privacy or ANYONE else's to go on public television. I guess we should feel thankful that "Jerry Springer" didn't give her the attention she was seeking. I may have been to embarrassed to blog about "The Jerry Springer Show" as we do believe it is the same sort of "people" who contact these television shows.

The Next Day...

Since we never received any court documents I called the lovely producer of the show. The questions were simple:

What is her lawsuit against us?

How does the show solicit their stories?

The Response:

The lawsuit is not clear but after we speak to her we will gladly let you know.

Michele Mandel called the show requesting their assistance.

What a shocker! She still needs to GET A LIFE!

14 Months Later....

We thought she got a life. She has been a quiet neighbor for almost a year! Tuesday morning we wake up to DHL ringing our doorbell with a special delivery from "THE JUDGE JUDY SHOW" in LA.

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About 5 Weeks Later...

We are now into the end of September 2005. She finally decided to disclose her identity. Thanks! We were very curious which one of our neighbors was a LOSER!

So many surprises! First, our neighbor still needs to get a life! Maybe someone can introduce her to a hobby? Secondly, there are convenants on our property which we weren't aware of for the past 7.5 years. Lastly, If you look around our neighborhood many people must not know! After reading this letter, we were wondering....Does this mean she doesn't like our Purple Doors? Good news Michele, they were painted purple because it is my favorite color but it was just for fun until we replace our doors. Bad news for you Michele, after speaking with Mr. Attman he is too busy to care about the color of our front doors! We do thank you for submitting a complete copy of the covenants to us. Sorry we didn't get out a "Thank you" note.


(click on letter to enlarge for easy reading)

One Month Later....

About thirty days after the thoughtful card we received (dropped in our mailbox-no stamp), our sophisticated neighbor decided she would mail us a letter. Do you think she was upset about getting no response from us? Who is LAUGHING at who? Don't worry Mrs. Mandel we have better things to do with our life than laugh at you!

One Week Later in July 2005....

One of our lovely neighbors sent us this beautiful card. What a wonderful first contact! When we opened it the letter below fell out...Read to see what this talented author had to say......

(if you click on the letter it will enlarge for easy reading)

"The Famous Fountain"

This is what it is all about...

Welcome to our new blog dedicated to all stupid neighbors across the country!
The topic of this blog is about our fountain which was delivered in July 2005.
Please feel free to share your opinions about our neighbor, your neighbor, and all great stories about neighbors who should GET A LIFE!